:09:03
They're not,
as women will learn...
:09:05
by practicing the self-pleasuring
technique that I've detailed...
:09:09
in chapter seven entitled...
''Up with Chocolate. ''
:09:13
- [ Groaning ]
- You see, gentlemen...
:09:16
the female experiences
a biological reaction to chocolate...
:09:19
that triggers the same
pleasurable responses as are
triggered during the sex act.
:09:23
By substituting chocolate for sex...
:09:26
the female will soon learn
the difference between sex and love.
:09:30
Love for a man will
no longer occupy her mind.
:09:34
She will now find that she has
the time and the energy...
:09:38
to move on to level two...
:09:40
where taking on new challenges will lead
to the self-sufficience of level three...
:09:43
where the woman becomes active
in the workplace...
:09:46
and earns and achieves
an unequivocal equality...
:09:49
with men.
:09:55
And all this time the woman
is abstaining from sex?
:09:59
Heavens no!
:10:01
By level three, she can have sex
whenever she likes, without love...
:10:05
and enjoy it the way a man does--
à la carte.
:10:13
Well, Miss Novak, your theories...
:10:17
may have worked with
the gentlemen up in Maine...
:10:19
but the men in Manhattan are not the fine,
upstanding, straightforward men of Maine.
:10:24
The men of Manhattan are devious.
:10:27
They're dangerous. They'll be
coming at you from every angle.
:10:31
while you're watching your front,
they'll attack from the rear.!
:10:34
And while you're protecting your rear,
they'll drop out of the sky.
:10:41
Adios.
:10:45
Oh, one more kiss.!
:10:52
[ English Accent ] Easy, baby.
Be careful you don't fall out.
:10:55
[ Gasps ]
:10:59
Bye-bye.!