:14:02
as opposed to the son
of a self-made man.
:14:04
Here. Hope you have your garters
from last night. There's none in here.
:14:08
Garters? I haven't worn garters
since Nixon conceded.
:14:12
What, are you turning into
some sort of beatnik?
:14:15
Step into the future.
Garters are a thing of the past.
:14:20
I don't know, Catch.
:14:23
I have enough
of an insecurity complex...
:14:25
without worrying about
my socks falling down.
:14:29
How can you be confident you won't show
a shiny shin when you cross your legs?
:14:33
It's a miracle of the space age.
:14:36
Silk manufacturers are using new wonder
fibers like Lycra, Orlon and Dacron...
:14:41
to put super stay-up power
into their over-the-calf sock.
:14:44
[ Peter] What would you say is
the average length for most men?
:14:47
[ Catcher]
How would I know?
:14:49
You think I spend all my time
in the locker room at the club
making a comparative study?
:14:53
[ Peter]
Let me see yours again, then.
:14:55
We could measure.
I'll get a ruler.
:14:57
- [ Catcher] Better make it a yardstick.
- [ Gasps ]
:15:00
Let's be accurate. Make sure
you've got it fully extended.
:15:04
Have it up the whole way.
:15:06
[ Catcher] It stays up all the way
all day long, man.
:15:09
That's the miracle I was telling you about.
Better living through chemistry.
:15:12
You got 1 6 inches.
:15:15
[ Peter]
Sixteen inches?
:15:17
How long does a man's hose
have to be?
:15:19
[ Catcher] That's 3 2 inches
of confidence in every step.
:15:22
Don't forget--
I've got two of'em.
:15:30
I don't believe it. You went through
another one. That's three this month.
:15:34
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?
:15:37
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?
:15:38
Men! They want us to fail.
:15:41
The nerve, inviting me to New York
to launch my book...
:15:44
when they have no intention
of promoting it!
:15:46
- Don't worry. I have a plan.
- You do?
:15:48
Remember last winter you said you'd like
publicity where men would see it too?
:15:52
''Perhaps in a men's magazine,''
you said.
:15:54
''A prestigious men's magazine.
:15:56
The most widely circulated and
highly respected men's magazine.''