:15:00
Let's be accurate. Make sure
you've got it fully extended.
:15:04
Have it up the whole way.
:15:06
[ Catcher] It stays up all the way
all day long, man.
:15:09
That's the miracle I was telling you about.
Better living through chemistry.
:15:12
You got 1 6 inches.
:15:15
[ Peter]
Sixteen inches?
:15:17
How long does a man's hose
have to be?
:15:19
[ Catcher] That's 3 2 inches
of confidence in every step.
:15:22
Don't forget--
I've got two of'em.
:15:30
I don't believe it. You went through
another one. That's three this month.
:15:34
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?
:15:37
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?
:15:38
Men! They want us to fail.
:15:41
The nerve, inviting me to New York
to launch my book...
:15:44
when they have no intention
of promoting it!
:15:46
- Don't worry. I have a plan.
- You do?
:15:48
Remember last winter you said you'd like
publicity where men would see it too?
:15:52
''Perhaps in a men's magazine,''
you said.
:15:54
''A prestigious men's magazine.
:15:56
The most widely circulated and
highly respected men's magazine.''
:16:00
- KNOw?
- Yes, you did.
:16:02
No, I mean KNOw. KNOw magazine,
for men in the know.
:16:05
Oh, yes. Exactly.
:16:07
- You got us advertising in KNOw?
- I did better.
:16:11
I got you a cover story written by KNOw
magazine's star journalist Catcher Block.
:16:16
Catcher Block? The ladies' man,
man's man, man about town?
:16:19
Oh, Vikki,
you're the best friend...
:16:22
a girl from Maine who wrote a book
and came to New York could ever have!
:16:25
You don't know the half of it.
:16:28
I hear Catcher Block
is gorgeous... and eligible.
:16:32
Not that that matters to us.
:16:35
Down with love!
:16:37
I can't believe it.
Me on the cover of KNOw. KNOW.!
:16:41
- No.
- Catch, please, I promised.
It's one cover story.
:16:45
A girl's never called me in my life,
let alone invited me for a drink.
:16:49
I think this Vikki really likes me.
:16:51
I think I might really like her.
:16:53
I'm sure I would if she
really likes me, and she does
because I led her to believe...
:16:57
that as the owner of KNOw magazine,
I had some pull with my staff.