:47:00
That's these Down with Love
girls' claim to fame--
:47:03
one date, no waiting.
:47:05
These Down with Love girls
may be used to having sex
the way a man does, but I'm not.
:47:10
Too sweet?
:47:14
So I guess you and Novak
have been very ''down with love.''
:47:18
I mean, you've had what--
29 dates in 23 days?
:47:22
Yeah, but I'm trying to get her
not to want to have sex with me.
:47:25
These days you've really got to play
your cards right to get a girl to say no.
:47:28
Or maybe you just like
spending time with her.
:47:31
Maybe the necessity
of all this chastity and monogamy...
:47:35
has made you realize that Barbara Novak
is your ideal potential lover.
:47:39
Come back to Earth, buddy boy.
Your cake's burning.
:47:42
- [ Alarm Buzzing ]
- [ Gasps ]
:47:49
So this is how a guy like you
does it, huh?
:47:52
No, I don't do it, but if I did do it,
I'd do what I'm doing.
:47:55
Which reminds me
of something I didn't do.
:47:57
- I have to call Vikki
and give her my address.
- I've got a better idea.
:48:01
Invite Vikki to my place,
make like it's yours. You know
where I keep the spare key.
:48:05
You'd let me use the key
you leave out for your girlfriends?
:48:08
Somebody might as well.
:48:10
It's gathering dust
since Novak hit the best-seller list.
:48:13
- But I invited Vikki
for a home-cooked meal.
- Trust me.
:48:17
Ten minutes in my apartment,
and you'll both forget all about dinner.
:48:23
Ten minutes?
:48:25
Ten minutes.
:48:28
[ Phone Rings ]
:48:33
[ Rings ]
:48:39
[ Rings ]
:48:42
- Hello.
- Hello, Barbara. It's Zip.
:48:45
Hello, Zip.
:48:47
I was wondering if I could ask you
to do me a very special favor.
:48:51
Sure, Zip. Anything.
:48:53
Well, I know we planned
to go out, but...
:48:56
- well, I thought it might
be fun to stay in.
- [ Exhaling ]
:48:59
I'm in the mood
for a home-cooked meal.