:15:00
Men. They want us to fail.
:15:02
Inviting me to New York
to launch my book...
:15:04
...when they have no intention
of promoting it.
:15:07
- Don't worry. I have a plan.
- You do?
:15:09
Remember when you called to say you'd
like publicity where men would see it?
:15:13
"Perhaps in a men's magazine", you said.
A prestigious men's magazine.
:15:17
The most widely circulated
and highly respected men's magazine.
:15:21
- "Know"?
- Yes, you did.
:15:23
No, I mean "Know".
"Know" magazine for men in the know.
:15:26
Oh. Yes, exactly.
:15:28
- You got us advertising in "Know"?
- I did better.
:15:31
I got you a cover story written by "Know"
magazine's star journalist, Catcher Block.
:15:36
Catcher Block? The ladies' man,
man's man, man about town?
:15:39
Oh, Vikki, you're the best friend
a girl from Maine who wrote a book...
:15:43
...and came to New York
could ever have.
:15:45
You don't know the half of it. I hear
Catcher Block is gorgeous and eligible.
:15:52
Not that that matters to us.
:15:54
Down with love.
:15:56
I can't believe it.
Me on the cover of "Know".
:15:59
"Know".
:16:01
- No.
- Catch, please, I promised.
:16:03
It's one cover story.
:16:04
A girl's never called me in my life,
let alone invited me for a drink.
:16:08
I think this Vikki really likes me.
I think I might really like her.
:16:12
I'm sure I would if she likes me.
:16:13
And she does, because I told her
as owner of "Know" magazine...
:16:16
...I had pull with my staff.
:16:18
Then pull your staff with one
of your other writers. I'm not doing it.
:16:21
No, it can't be anyone else.
:16:23
The best thing
I have to offer a woman...
:16:25
...is the same thing
you offer a woman. You.
:16:27
Yeah, but I'm all tied up, Mac.
I'm using me.
:16:30
Come on. It'll be fun.
:16:32
- You like fun.
- Fun?
:16:35
Interviewing a man-hating, embittered
New England spinster librarian?
:16:38
How do you know what she's like?
:16:40
Who else would write a book called
"Down With Love"?
:16:42
You don't have to be a Nazi
rocket scientist to figure that out.
:16:46
Catch, please, please, please, please.
:16:50
I hope you won't be disappointed.