:14:00
Sock manufacturers are using new
fibers like Lycra, Orlon and Dacron...
:14:05
...to put super stay-up power
into their over-the-calf sock.
:14:09
What is the average length
for most men?
:14:11
How would I know? Do you think I spend
time in the locker room looking around...
:14:15
... making a comparative study?
:14:17
Let me see yours again, then.
:14:19
- We could measure. I'll get a ruler.
- Better make it a yardstick.
:14:24
Let's be accurate.
Make sure you've got it fully extended.
:14:27
Here you have it. Up the whole way.
:14:29
It stays up all the way
all day long, Mac.
:14:32
That's the miracle I told you about.
Better living through chemistry.
:14:35
You got 16 inches.
:14:37
Sixteen inches!
:14:40
How long does a man's hose
have to be?
:14:42
That's 32 inches of confidence
in every step.
:14:45
Don't forget, I've got two of them.
:14:52
I don't believe it.
You went through another one.
:14:54
That's three this month.
:14:56
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?
:15:00
Men. They want us to fail.
:15:02
Inviting me to New York
to launch my book...
:15:04
...when they have no intention
of promoting it.
:15:07
- Don't worry. I have a plan.
- You do?
:15:09
Remember when you called to say you'd
like publicity where men would see it?
:15:13
"Perhaps in a men's magazine", you said.
A prestigious men's magazine.
:15:17
The most widely circulated
and highly respected men's magazine.
:15:21
- "Know"?
- Yes, you did.
:15:23
No, I mean "Know".
"Know" magazine for men in the know.
:15:26
Oh. Yes, exactly.
:15:28
- You got us advertising in "Know"?
- I did better.
:15:31
I got you a cover story written by "Know"
magazine's star journalist, Catcher Block.
:15:36
Catcher Block? The ladies' man,
man's man, man about town?
:15:39
Oh, Vikki, you're the best friend
a girl from Maine who wrote a book...
:15:43
...and came to New York
could ever have.
:15:45
You don't know the half of it. I hear
Catcher Block is gorgeous and eligible.
:15:52
Not that that matters to us.
:15:54
Down with love.
:15:56
I can't believe it.
Me on the cover of "Know".
:15:59
"Know".