:13:02
Whoa, Catch!
:13:04
But is it safe to print?
NASA is gonna blow its stack.
:13:07
Well, they forgave Germany,
they can forgive us.
:13:11
Get someone from Legal up here.
:13:14
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
:13:18
Yes, sir.
:13:19
My analyst says I only react
to you with such vehement loathing...
:13:22
...because I admire you so much.
:13:24
He says I resent you
for being a self-made man.
:13:27
As opposed to the son
of a self-made man.
:13:30
Here, I hope you have your garters
from last night. There's none in here.
:13:33
Garters?
:13:35
I haven't worn garters
since Nixon conceded.
:13:38
What are you, turning into a beatnik?
:13:40
Oh, step into the future, Mac,
garters are a thing of the past.
:13:45
I don't know, Catch.
:13:48
I have enough of an insecurity
complex without worrying...
:13:51
...about my socks falling down.
:13:54
How can you know you won't show
a shiny shin when you cross your legs?
:13:58
It's a miracle of the space age.
:14:00
Sock manufacturers are using new
fibers like Lycra, Orlon and Dacron...
:14:05
...to put super stay-up power
into their over-the-calf sock.
:14:09
What is the average length
for most men?
:14:11
How would I know? Do you think I spend
time in the locker room looking around...
:14:15
... making a comparative study?
:14:17
Let me see yours again, then.
:14:19
- We could measure. I'll get a ruler.
- Better make it a yardstick.
:14:24
Let's be accurate.
Make sure you've got it fully extended.
:14:27
Here you have it. Up the whole way.
:14:29
It stays up all the way
all day long, Mac.
:14:32
That's the miracle I told you about.
Better living through chemistry.
:14:35
You got 16 inches.
:14:37
Sixteen inches!
:14:40
How long does a man's hose
have to be?
:14:42
That's 32 inches of confidence
in every step.
:14:45
Don't forget, I've got two of them.
:14:52
I don't believe it.
You went through another one.
:14:54
That's three this month.
:14:56
What is it about the workplace
that women just can't seem to handle?