1:11:01
Leaving a key on the outside
when you're busy on the inside.
1:11:05
Oh, why the long faces?
1:11:06
We're all equal, self-reliant citizens
of the world here.
1:11:09
I know I am.
Heaven knows all men are.
1:11:12
And you're with Catch Block,
so I hope you are.
1:11:14
Anyway, I just popped by
for a little sex รก la carte.
1:11:18
But since you're busy, I'll just
ring up my crew captain at the hotel.
1:11:23
Cheerio.
1:11:33
All right.
1:11:35
Now you know.
1:11:37
I'm Catcher Block, not Zip Martin.
1:11:41
There is no Zip Martin.
1:11:45
But before you storm out of here,
admit it.
1:11:49
I got you.
1:11:50
I got Barbara "Down With Love" Novak
to fall in love.
1:12:02
I'm not gonna storm out of here,
Catch.
1:12:04
And I'm not gonna admit that you got
Barbara Novak to fall in love.
1:12:09
Because I'm not Barbara Novak.
1:12:11
There is no Barbara Novak.
1:12:14
And I didn't fall in love with Zip Martin.
I fell in love with Catcher Block.
1:12:19
And that was a year ago...
1:12:21
...when for three weeks,
I worked as your secretary.
1:12:23
I don't expect you to remember me.
I wasn't a blond.
1:12:26
But you did ask me out,
and it broke my heart to say no.
1:12:30
But I loved you too much.
1:12:31
I couldn't bear to become
just another notch in your bedpost.
1:12:34
With your dating habits, I knew
that even if I was lucky enough...
1:12:38
...to get a regular spot
on your rotating schedule...
1:12:40
...I would never have your attention long
enough for you to fall in love with me.
1:12:45
I knew I had to do something
to set myself apart.
1:12:48
I knew I had to quit my job
as your secretary...
1:12:51
...and write
an international bestseller...
1:12:54
...controversial enough to get
the attention of a New York publisher...
1:12:58
...as well as "Know" magazine,
but insignificant enough...