Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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put you in
a delicate position.

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You want to talk
about your delicates?

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Are you trying to be funny,
or you actually re...

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special?
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We're all special. Everyone Lloyd
and I chose for the class is special.

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You and Lloyd chose
the class?

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Mm-hmm.
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This is all starting
to make sense.

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Could you come
to my house tonight?

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- Excuse me?
- We need to talk.

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- Come over around 7:00?
- O'clock?

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Yeah.
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Okay.
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A date.
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She said something
about something.

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That's perfect, Harry.
Then what?

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Then she said "7:00"
and I said, "O'clock!"

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Sorry about that, buddy. It's my
first time bringing a friend up there.

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- You okay?
- Yeah!

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So you gotta
help me out, Lloyd.

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A real live date
with a real live girl.

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Who cares?
Chicks are for fags.

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I think she wants me to come over
to put me in the right position

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to check out
her delicates.

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- Whatever that means.
- Oh yeah, you're gonna get some.

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- Some what?
- You know.

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She'll be all over you
like a barrelful of monkeys

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with that short skirt
and that tight shirt.

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Ooh, it's so faggy I can't
even think about it.

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- Come on, Lloyd.
- Okay, if you're gonna do this,

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bring her something special.
Buy her some chocolate...

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the best you can find.
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Seems simple enough.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Hello, Jessica.
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It's nice to see you,
Jessica.

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That's not right.
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Hi, Jessica.
Do you remember me from before?

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I'm Harry
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That's stupid!
Okay.

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Hello, Jessica.
Harry... Mrs. Harry Jessica.

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Mr. Harry Jessica.
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- J-e-s-s-i-s-s-i...
- Harry?

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Harry, hi.
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Do you want
to come inside?

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Okay. Wipe your feet.
My parents are totally anal.

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Oh, that's gross.
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- Would you like something to drink?
- Yeah, but I'm buying.

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Harry, I have a lot of questions
to go over with you,


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