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23.976
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You see, after all is said and done...
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the only thing you can be really sure of...
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the only thing
you can really count on in this world...
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is that you just never fucking know.
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I bet the last thing
you were thinking about...
:01:06
when you were tying your shoelaces
this morning...
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was that there was a chance...
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that by the end of the day, this day...
:01:12
those same shoelaces
were going to be untied...
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by somebody working
for the coroner's office.
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Am I right?
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I'm right, right?
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Hey! Get the fuck out of here!
:01:27
What, you wanna know about this?
Get out of here!
:01:30
Take that shit to the dry cleaners.
:01:32
Now!
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Sorry. Long day. Where was I?
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You know, the human body is,
like, 80% moisture, right?
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How much do you weigh? 165? 170?
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Now, I figure
if you could somehow extract 80% of that...
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you'd have, give me a second...
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thirty-four pounds...