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to accept the party's nomination...
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for President...
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of the United States of America.
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No!
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Welcome to your campaign headquarters.
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These folks will do everything they can
to help you get elected.
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These are your people.
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Here. Let's take a look at this.
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Mark, is that cued up? Roll it, please.
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This is a great spot.
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If you love America,
vote Mays Gilliam for President.
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But I'm not in it.
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You don't even see my face.
:18:54
It's a template.
We'll get you in there eventually.
:18:56
There's a couple of people
I want you to meet.
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This is your security director, Mr. Earl.
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- You'll be in good hands.
- Pleased to meet you, sir.
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If you're in trouble, yell "Security!"
and my people will handle the situation.
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This is your decoy, Mays Junior.
He enters events before you.
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If anything'll happen to you,
it'll happen to him first.
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Tupac could have used a guy like you.
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This is Nicollette White, she's
your executive director of Internal Liaisons.
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Call me Nikki.
It will be a pleasure to serve you.
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I'm available to you around the clock,
just let me know.
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- What does she do?
- She sleeps with you.
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We got tired of getting caught up
in sex scandals...
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so we commissioned
our own team of super whores.
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You call yourself whores!
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Move that fat ass! One, two, three!
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- These girls are good.
- Good morning, Mays.
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I took the liberty of choosing some options
for this evening's fundraiser.
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You don't mind, do you?
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I'll wear whatever you need me to wear.
What fundraiser is this?
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Your coming out party.
Campaigns cost money.
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The people you meet tonight
have plenty of it.