:09:05
Mr. Sir: Undress.
:09:10
You get two sets of clothes...
:09:12
one for work,
one for relaxation.
:09:15
After three days, your
work clothes will be washed,
:09:17
your second set
becomes your work clothes.
:09:19
- Is that clear?
- Yes, mr. Sir.
:09:22
You are to dig one hole
each day...
:09:24
5 foot deep,
5 foot in diameter.
:09:27
Your shovel is
your measuring stick.
:09:30
The longer
it takes you to dig,
:09:32
the longer you'll be out
in the hot sun.
:09:34
Sorry, mr. Sir.
:09:37
You need to keep alert
for lizards and rattlesnakes.
:09:43
Rattlesnakes?
:09:45
You don't bother them,
they won't bother you...
:09:48
usually.
:09:49
Being bit by a rattler
ain't the worst thing
:09:52
that can happen to you.
:09:53
You won't die, usually.
:09:56
But you don't want to get bit
by a yellow-spotted lizard.
:09:59
That is the worst thing
that can happen to you.
:10:02
You will die
a slow and painful death...
:10:07
...always.
:10:08
[Door hinges creak]
:10:10
- Stanley yelnats?
- Yeah?
:10:11
I just want you to know
:10:12
that you may have done
some bad things,
:10:14
but that does not make you
a bad kid.
:10:18
I respect you, stanley.
:10:20
Welcome to camp green lake.
:10:22
I'm dr. Pendanski,
your counselor.
:10:25
Start that touchy-feely crap,
i'm outta here.
:10:28
Give him some towels, tokens.
Set him up.
:10:33
You'll be in "d" tent.
:10:34
"D" stands for "diligence."
That's the mess hall.
:10:37
There's the rec room.
And there's the showers.
:10:39
There's only one knob
:10:40
'cause there's only
one temperature... cold.
:10:43
And that's the warden's cabin
over there.
:10:45
That's the number-one rule
at camp green lake...
:10:47
do not upset the warden.
:10:49
Yeah, he seemed kind of...
:10:50
who?
:10:51
Oh, mr. Sir?
Oh, he's not the warden.
:10:54
He's just been in a bad mood
since he quit smokin'.
:10:57
Hey, mom...
:10:59
who's the neanderthal?