:10:02
You will die
a slow and painful death...
:10:07
...always.
:10:08
[Door hinges creak]
:10:10
- Stanley yelnats?
- Yeah?
:10:11
I just want you to know
:10:12
that you may have done
some bad things,
:10:14
but that does not make you
a bad kid.
:10:18
I respect you, stanley.
:10:20
Welcome to camp green lake.
:10:22
I'm dr. Pendanski,
your counselor.
:10:25
Start that touchy-feely crap,
i'm outta here.
:10:28
Give him some towels, tokens.
Set him up.
:10:33
You'll be in "d" tent.
:10:34
"D" stands for "diligence."
That's the mess hall.
:10:37
There's the rec room.
And there's the showers.
:10:39
There's only one knob
:10:40
'cause there's only
one temperature... cold.
:10:43
And that's the warden's cabin
over there.
:10:45
That's the number-one rule
at camp green lake...
:10:47
do not upset the warden.
:10:49
Yeah, he seemed kind of...
:10:50
who?
:10:51
Oh, mr. Sir?
Oh, he's not the warden.
:10:54
He's just been in a bad mood
since he quit smokin'.
:10:57
Hey, mom...
:10:59
who's the neanderthal?
:11:00
This is stanley.
:11:03
So, what's happening
with barf bag?
:11:05
Oh, lewis won't be returning.
:11:07
He's still in the hospital.
:11:09
Stanley, meet rex, alan,
and theodore.
:11:14
Hi.
:11:15
Yo, my name is x-ray.
:11:16
And that's squid,
that's armpit.
:11:18
Him, he's mom.
:11:20
They all have
their little nicknames,
:11:22
but i prefer to use the names
their parents gave them,
:11:25
the names society will
recognize them by.
:11:29
Theodore, why don't we show
stanley his cot?
:11:32
Go ahead, pit.
:11:34
Dr. Pendanski: Welcome to your
new home, stanley.
:11:38
Barf bag slept here.
:11:40
Keep your bed clean.
:11:42
Hey, i'm magnet.
:11:44
That's zigzag.
:11:46
Hi.
:11:48
[Indistinct conversations]
:11:51
What i told you about leaving
that thing right there, man?
:11:53
And this... is zero.
:11:55
Say hello to stanley, zero.
:11:58
Do you want to know
why they call him zero?