:34:02
- No, I don't paint.
- You don't paint?
:34:07
Young Miss Morton led me to believe
I was sitting for a portrait.
:34:11
- You are.
- A pencil portrait?
:34:14
Could you stop, please, Mr Ware?
Thank you.
:34:17
Look, Colin...
:34:21
Every day for three years
I've had to stare at that monstrosity.
:34:24
"You can't take down a painting of the most
important man in Hope's history", they say.
:34:29
I say the most important man in our history
is sitting right here, staring up at that jerk.
:34:34
- Who is that?
- Some Welsh dick.
:34:37
- Welsh?
- Yeah. The guy who founded this place.
:34:41
Somebody Edwards.
:34:46
Doug Reed.
:34:48
Yeah, look, Brad, this is all I'm saying:
:34:50
It's the Cannon Ball next week
and we have no goddamn merchandise.
:34:54
Anything. Key-chain replicas, cannon
toothbrush holders for kiddies... Come on!
:35:00
Hey, how about cannon-styled
musical toilet seats
:35:03
that play "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
when you take a dump?
:35:07
Figure it out, Brad! Get to work!
:35:14
This journal...
:35:18
- What?
- Of 1741.
:35:21
Yeah? What about it?
:35:23
It's this paper... You can tell
by the grain that's it's contemporary.
:35:30
I mean, it's a fake.
:35:33
It's quite a good fake actually, but it just
seems to have been done on some...
:35:39
- Computer program?
- Yup, maybe. Or possibly some sort of...
:35:42
Computer program?
:35:45
My computer program?
:35:48
- You can produce fake documents?
- Naughty mayor. Naughty, naughty mayor.
:35:56
So listen, Picasso, are you gonna
do me a grown-up painting or not?