:35:00
Hey, how about cannon-styled
musical toilet seats
:35:03
that play "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
when you take a dump?
:35:07
Figure it out, Brad! Get to work!
:35:14
This journal...
:35:18
- What?
- Of 1741.
:35:21
Yeah? What about it?
:35:23
It's this paper... You can tell
by the grain that's it's contemporary.
:35:30
I mean, it's a fake.
:35:33
It's quite a good fake actually, but it just
seems to have been done on some...
:35:39
- Computer program?
- Yup, maybe. Or possibly some sort of...
:35:42
Computer program?
:35:45
My computer program?
:35:48
- You can produce fake documents?
- Naughty mayor. Naughty, naughty mayor.
:35:56
So listen, Picasso, are you gonna
do me a grown-up painting or not?
:36:00
Because if you could,
I'm telling you, friend,
:36:04
I'll give you the freedom of the town, the
key to the city, you name your pleasure.
:36:08
I cannot tell you what it would mean to me
to have a proper portrait up there
:36:14
of Doug Reed, the man who gave us Hope,
instead of that asshole.
:36:37
Hello. I'm looking for a friend of mine.
Name of Ware.
:36:43
- Ware?
- Ware.
:36:47
- Ware, you say?
- Yes. Colin Ware.
:36:49
Let me just look and see
if we have anyone here by that name
:36:56
at the inn or not.