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Sometimes, life is so perfect.
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Isn't it?
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It has to be. To make up for all
the hard stuff it throws your way.
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You have to learn to walk.
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You have to learn to talk.
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You have to wear
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that totally ridiculous hat
your grandma bought you.
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You have no say in the matter.
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And when you're a little older,
even though you get to choose your hats,
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you don't get to choose what they put
in those meatballs at the cafeteria.
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Or when to fall in love.
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Things happen,
and you just have to deal.
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And breathe.
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Let's just think of the day
my parent's divorce came through
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as 'Big, Ugly Hat Day. '
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Refer to diagram B
on page 19.
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'The Tree of Life. '
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And breathe.
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Anybody but his own
selfish pleasure.
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Mom, please.
- Focus.
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I couldn't care less about
your father's midlife crisis
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and complete mockery
of his wedding vows.
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I just hope he doesn't
expect me to take...