:01:01
And when you're a little older,
even though you get to choose your hats,
:01:05
you don't get to choose what they put
in those meatballs at the cafeteria.
:01:09
Or when to fall in love.
:01:15
Things happen,
and you just have to deal.
:01:24
And breathe.
:01:28
Let's just think of the day
my parent's divorce came through
:01:31
as 'Big, Ugly Hat Day. '
:01:36
Refer to diagram B
on page 19.
:01:40
'The Tree of Life. '
:01:43
And breathe.
:01:44
Anybody but his own
selfish pleasure.
:01:49
Mom, please.
- Focus.
:01:50
I couldn't care less about
your father's midlife crisis
:01:54
and complete mockery
of his wedding vows.
:01:59
I just hope he doesn't
expect me to take...
:02:01
Halley, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you there.
:02:03
Guys...
- Where do you think you're going?
:02:06
As long as you're gonna kill me
with flying ice, does it matter?
:02:09
Excuse me, everyone. L...
:02:11
Mom?
- Sorry.
:02:12
I have some really
important news to announce here.
:02:15
Lewis and l...
we're getting married.
:02:18
He asked me last Saturday night.
:02:20
I wanted to tell you,
:02:21
but I wasn't sure when,
or how you'd react.
:02:25
I told him I couldn't even wear
this ring until after I talked to you.
:02:29
But we wanna have
this big Spring wedding.
:02:32
Mom, I'm so happy.
:02:44
Nice timing, huh?
:02:47
Tell your mom you're getting married
on the day she gets divorced.
:02:50
Why does love
make people crazy?