:04:00
You're gonna let yourself turn
into mush over something like sex?
:04:06
Yeah.
:04:08
You can't expect
to do anything great in life
:04:10
if you buckle the first time
some guy bats his eyes at you.
:04:14
News flash, Hal.
:04:16
Even Madonna
eventually got married.
:04:19
My mom thinks that means
there's hope for her, too.
:04:26
Your mom wants to get married?
:04:29
Well, she wants
to fall in love, Halley.
:04:33
Everyone does.
:04:34
Hi. I've been in...
:04:38
Hi. I've been divorced
for a long time,
:04:41
so my baggage is ancient history.
:04:44
I like to think
that I travel light these days.
:04:48
Except for my daughter, Scarlett,
who is just a joy of a carryon.
:04:55
I think I'm taking
the baggage thing too far.
:05:00
Maybe I should start over.
:05:01
You know what I think
of this whole idea.
:05:04
I'm only gonna send it
to the online guys
:05:06
who pass my rigid
five-point checklist.
:05:11
Here, you try.
:05:12
Go away.
- Lydia.
:05:14
The man of your dreams
is sitting out there right now
:05:18
waiting to hear from you.
:05:20
Speak to him.
:05:21
I don't think the perfect man
is gonna want to hear what I have to say.
:05:24
Sure he does, Sweetie.
Speak to him.
:05:27
Go on.
:05:32
I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect...
:05:34
but if you're waiting for me,
it's gonna be a hell of a long wait.
:05:38
See, I've had it
with men like you.
:05:43
I think it's terrific
that you have a great job,
:05:46
and you're sensitive
to the needs of others,
:05:48
and you jog three times a week
to keep the belly at bay.
:05:54
But the second
some silicon-breasted,
:05:56
butt-kissing, airhead climber
half your age comes along,
:05:59
you can't keep
your pants zipped.