:11:01
Hello! What the hell are you doing here?
:11:04
Oh, l just popped over
to borrow some old CDs.
:11:07
- The lady of the house let you in, did she?
- Yeah.
:11:10
- Lovely, obliging girl.
- Yeah.
:11:13
l thought l'd pop back and see
if she's better. This is good.
:11:16
- Oh.
- Listen, erm, l've been thinking.
:11:21
l think we ought to take Mum out for
her birthday on Friday. What do you think?
:11:25
- l just feel we've been bad sons this year.
- Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
:11:30
Hurry up, big boy!
:11:32
l'm naked and l want you at least twice
before Jamie gets home.
:11:46
l am so happy to see you!
:11:49
- Delicious delicacy?
- Er, no, thanks.
:11:57
Taste explosion?
:12:11
- Food?
- No, thanks.
:12:13
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
:12:15
Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.
:12:18
Oh. Tastes like it, too.
:12:24
l'm Colin, by the way.
:12:26
- l'm Nancy.
- Wicked.
:12:29
- What do you do, Nancy?
- l'm a cook.
:12:31
- Ever do weddings?
- Yes, l do.
:12:33
- They should've asked you to do this one.
- They did.
:12:37
- God, l wish you hadn't have turned it down.
- l didn't.
:12:40
Right.
:12:45
- l've worked out why l can't find true love.
- Why is that?
:12:48
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
:12:51
And l am primarily attractive to girls
who are cooler, game for a laugh.
:12:55
Like American girls.
So l should just go to America!