:12:11
- Food?
- No, thanks.
:12:13
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
:12:15
Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.
:12:18
Oh. Tastes like it, too.
:12:24
l'm Colin, by the way.
:12:26
- l'm Nancy.
- Wicked.
:12:29
- What do you do, Nancy?
- l'm a cook.
:12:31
- Ever do weddings?
- Yes, l do.
:12:33
- They should've asked you to do this one.
- They did.
:12:37
- God, l wish you hadn't have turned it down.
- l didn't.
:12:40
Right.
:12:45
- l've worked out why l can't find true love.
- Why is that?
:12:48
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
:12:51
And l am primarily attractive to girls
who are cooler, game for a laugh.
:12:55
Like American girls.
So l should just go to America!
:13:00
l'd get a girlfriend there instantly.
What do you think?
:13:03
l think it's crap, Colin.
:13:05
That's where you're wrong.
:13:07
American girls would dig me
with my cute British accent.
:13:10
- You don't have a cute British accent.
- Yes, l do! l'm going to America.
:13:14
Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole.
Accept it.
:13:17
Never. l am Colin, God of Sex.
l'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
:13:22
Bit of quiet
while we finish the lighting, guys!
:13:26
- The traffic today was just...
- Unbelievable.
:13:29
Judy, could you take the top off this time?
:13:32
Lighting need to know when we're gonna
see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
:13:36
Yes, OK. Right.
At least it's nice and warm in here.
:13:39
Not always the case, is it?
:13:41
l was standing in for Brad Pitt once
on Seven Years ln Tibet...
:13:44
- Yes, yeah.
- Bloody freezing...
:13:47
Guys, time's tight
and we have to get the actors in.
:13:50
- Fine.
- l promise l won't look.
:13:54
Right, let's have
another look at that, please.