:18:03
Um...
:18:08
Two years, seven months, three days
and, l suppose, an hour and 30 minutes.
:18:13
Thought as much.
:18:14
- Do you think everybody knows?
- Yes.
:18:16
- Do you think Karl knows?
- Yes.
:18:20
Oh, that is... that is bad news.
:18:23
l just thought that maybe the time
had come to do something about it.
:18:29
- Like what?
- lnvite him out for a drink
:18:31
then casually mention you'd like to marry
him and have lots of sex and babies.
:18:36
- You know that?
- Yes.
:18:39
And so does Karl.
:18:42
Think about it, for all our sakes.
:18:44
lt's Christmas.
:18:48
Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
:18:51
Thanks, boss.
:18:55
- Hi, Sarah.
- Hi, Karl.
:19:07
Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
:19:12
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
:19:16
What is that?
:19:17
That was the Christmas effort
from the once great Billy Mack.
:19:21
Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.
:19:24
l can safely say that is the worst record
l've heard this century...
:19:29
Oh, and coincidentally,
l believe Billy will be a guest
:19:33
on my friend Mike's show
in a few minutes' time.
:19:37
Welcome back, Bill.
:19:39
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
:19:41
New Christmas single,
cover of Love ls All Around.
:19:44
Except we've changed
the word ''love'' to ''Christmas''.
:19:50
Yes, is that an important message
to you, Bill?
:19:53
Not really, Mike.
:19:55
Christmas is a time for people
with someone they love in their lives.
:19:59
- And that's not you?
- That's not me, Michael.