:19:07
Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
:19:12
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
:19:16
What is that?
:19:17
That was the Christmas effort
from the once great Billy Mack.
:19:21
Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.
:19:24
l can safely say that is the worst record
l've heard this century...
:19:29
Oh, and coincidentally,
l believe Billy will be a guest
:19:33
on my friend Mike's show
in a few minutes' time.
:19:37
Welcome back, Bill.
:19:39
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
:19:41
New Christmas single,
cover of Love ls All Around.
:19:44
Except we've changed
the word ''love'' to ''Christmas''.
:19:50
Yes, is that an important message
to you, Bill?
:19:53
Not really, Mike.
:19:55
Christmas is a time for people
with someone they love in their lives.
:19:59
- And that's not you?
- That's not me, Michael.
:20:02
When l was young and successful,
l was greedy and foolish
:20:06
and now l'm left with no one,
wrinkled and alone.
:20:10
- Wow. Thanks for that, Bill.
- For what?
:20:12
For actually giving
a real answer to a question.
:20:15
lt doesn't often happen here
at Radio Watford, l can tell you.
:20:19
- Ask me anything, l'll tell you the truth.
- Best shag you ever had?
:20:22
- Britney Spears.
- Wow.
:20:25
No, only kidding!
:20:27
- She was rubbish.
- OK, here's one.
:20:30
How do you think the new record
compares to your old, classic stuff?
:20:34
Come on, Mikey, you know as well as l do
the record's crap.
:20:39
But wouldn't it be great
if number one this Christmas
:20:43
wasn't some smug teenager
:20:45
but an old ex-heroin addict
searching for a comeback at any price?
:20:49
Those young popsters come Christmas
will be stretched out naked
:20:53
with a cute bird balancing on their balls
:20:55
and l'll be stuck in some dingy flat
with me manager Joe,
:20:59
ugliest man in the world,