1:00:01
Not in this lifetime.
1:00:02
What about you
and Quantrelle?
1:00:05
It was his birthday.
1:00:21
Here...
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The committee is now in session.
1:00:50
Please be seated.
1:00:56
Will you please
state your names?
1:00:57
Marci Michelle
Jennifer Rebecca Feld.
1:01:01
No.
1:01:02
Yes.
1:01:04
Dr. S.
1:01:05
And the "S" is for?
1:01:07
Snatchcatcher.
1:01:11
And is that your given
legal name?
1:01:13
No.
1:01:14
And that would be?
1:01:16
Horndog Tittyman
Pussyhound Snatchcatcher.
1:01:22
I see.
1:01:23
And this is precisely
why this committee
1:01:26
must take aggressive action
1:01:28
against Feldco
and its hip-hop criminals,
1:01:30
especially as a result
of this week's
1:01:33
MTV Awards program.
1:01:35
Because on that night,
1:01:36
Dr. S told the entire world
1:01:38
that America
is the land of the foul
1:01:41
and the home of the butt.
1:01:42
Isn't that the case?
1:01:46
No. Senator Spinkle,
1:01:48
members of the committee
and everyone, no.
1:01:51
No, what happened that night...
1:01:54
This whole mess...
1:01:55
would...
1:01:57
Please just don't,
don't blame my father, okay?
1:01:59
Just don't... and don't even,
don't even blame this person.