1:01:01
No.
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Yes.
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Dr. S.
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And the "S" is for?
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Snatchcatcher.
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And is that your given
legal name?
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No.
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And that would be?
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Horndog Tittyman
Pussyhound Snatchcatcher.
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I see.
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And this is precisely
why this committee
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must take aggressive action
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against Feldco
and its hip-hop criminals,
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especially as a result
of this week's
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MTV Awards program.
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Because on that night,
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Dr. S told the entire world
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that America
is the land of the foul
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and the home of the butt.
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Isn't that the case?
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No. Senator Spinkle,
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members of the committee
and everyone, no.
1:01:51
No, what happened that night...
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This whole mess...
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would...
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Please just don't,
don't blame my father, okay?
1:01:59
Just don't... and don't even,
don't even blame this person.
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If you want to blame someone,
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blame me.
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You?
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Yes, I put myself in charge
of this whole situation, and...
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I just, of course,
made things so much worse,
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because I thought
that I could just
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save my father
and Felony Assault
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and the whole world.
1:02:21
I don't know.
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I just thought that I was
so right and so real
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and, and just this morning,
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I put on five pounds
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from the vending machines
in the lobby.
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I...
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Uh... Uh... Senator Spinky...
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Spinkle.
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Yeah.
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This whole deal-- with you
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and with these hearings
and with my song
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has been one big,
complete misunderstanding.
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What?
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A misunderstanding?
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Oh, really?
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I'm sorry, but I believe
that your message
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has been,
in fact, far too clear.
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No.
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Just like the history
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of the proud black people,