:30:00
I'm gonna go to bed
and sleep like a log.
:30:04
What? Are you crazy?
:30:05
On our wedding night?
:30:07
Let's consummate it.
:30:09
- Consummate?
- Means "screwing" in Catholic.
:30:12
- I don't believe it.
- What?
:30:15
You've become an old man
a bit too soon, haven't you?
:30:19
You won't fuck me
on our wedding night?
:30:22
Honey, my back and feet hurt...
:30:24
the poor skinny girl
almost died...
:30:27
A minor head trauma, no big deal.
:30:30
It was. We'll have the rest
our lives to do it.
:30:33
No, not the rest of our lives.
:30:35
That's the 2nd tradition
you break.
:30:37
Our marriage is double-jinxed.
:30:40
- You don't believe in jinx?
- I don't believe in "tradition."
:30:43
Well, I do. I'm a
traditional guy. So...
:30:46
I'll consummate our wedding
by myself, ok?
:30:49
My left hand, with the wedding
band, represents you.
:30:54
So long I don't get drips...
:30:56
I can't promise that.
With your major jinx...
:31:01
who knows?
:31:08
Vani, look here, please.
Don't do this to me.
:31:12
Look. I wanna show
you something.
:31:14
You got mail! Look!
An e-mail!
:31:17
I LOVE YOU
:31:24
Throw it to me.
:31:29
Server problems.
:31:32
Now, the lipstick.
:31:33
- Gosh!
- You said your left hand.
:31:37
I've got rice stuck in
a place I can't reach.
:31:39
Don't ask for my help.
:31:41
When we pull over,
I'll take off my pants.
:31:45
Dad? I can't talk.
My battery is almost dead.
:31:49
Yes, dad?
:31:51
Sergio, you got mail.
:31:55
I'LL SCREW THE FIRST
GUY I SEE