:31:01
who knows?
:31:08
Vani, look here, please.
Don't do this to me.
:31:12
Look. I wanna show
you something.
:31:14
You got mail! Look!
An e-mail!
:31:17
I LOVE YOU
:31:24
Throw it to me.
:31:29
Server problems.
:31:32
Now, the lipstick.
:31:33
- Gosh!
- You said your left hand.
:31:37
I've got rice stuck in
a place I can't reach.
:31:39
Don't ask for my help.
:31:41
When we pull over,
I'll take off my pants.
:31:45
Dad? I can't talk.
My battery is almost dead.
:31:49
Yes, dad?
:31:51
Sergio, you got mail.
:31:55
I'LL SCREW THE FIRST
GUY I SEE
:32:15
I got an itch from
my pants, you know?
:32:17
I'LL SCREW THE FIRST
GUY I SEE
:32:21
Let me see it.
:32:23
It's upside down.
:32:26
Gotta go, dad. Bye.
:32:28
Flip it.
:32:30
You must be Martha, right?
:32:32
- Who's this?
- The bride before you.
:32:36
You ruined my wedding,
you know?
:32:38
By refusing to give me
a handful of rice...
:32:42
everything's gone wrong
in my life.
:32:44
- It jinxed you?
- Jinxed?!
:32:46
- You cursed my marriage.
- That rice thing.
:32:49
Your honking made my
carriage horses panic...
:32:54
then people threw eggs at us,
making our horses fart.
:32:58
There was no reception. The
druglords called a curfew.