:18:04
-I don't know. I haven't played in a while.
-lf you're short on the money, I'll back you.
:18:08
-lt's not about the money--
-I know it is not about the money...
:18:12
but you can't go on playing bums
all your life.
:18:14
Sooner or later, if you're any kind of man,
you got to step up...
:18:18
step out, and see what the fuck you got.
:18:25
All right, somebody hand me a cue.
:18:33
-You wanna play some?
-Maybe something cheap. I'm just learning.
:18:37
-$1,000 sound about right?
-Fine.
:18:41
-Did you see that last shot?
-Unbelievable!
:18:44
-You see the look on that fucker's face?
-Fucking dog.
:18:47
We gotta go to Mel's.
:18:49
Waitress there has the sickest tits
I've ever seen.
:18:52
-Jesus Christ, when did this happen?
-Weather's been crazy lately.
:18:55
How often have I said,
"Stay out of the pool room"?
:18:57
-A thousand?
-Exactly. So how come you don't listen?
:19:00
It makes no sense. Every day
you say, "Stay out of the pool room."
:19:03
But I come and win $200 or $300.
It's easy money.
:19:10
-Enough!
-Coming to Mel's?
:19:11
You guys are retarded. I'm not going.
:19:13
-Let's go.
-Seriously, don't smoke.
:19:15
If I catch you with him smoking,
I'll take your bar mitzvah money.
:19:18
-Thanks, Mom.
-He wouldn't do that, would he?
:19:21
All right, Mom, get in the fucking car.
:19:23
Did you guys know
that the average penis size is 6.4 inches...
:19:27
and that the average vaginal canal
is 7.9 inches?
:19:31
Therefore, in this country alone...
:19:33
there's over 17,000 miles...
:19:37
of unused virgin pussy out there.
:19:41
-Come on.
-What the fuck is the matter with you?
:19:44
-This shit is true.
-Did you do the math on that?
:19:47
-I did.
-You have too much free time.
:19:49
Where do you get this shit?
:19:51
-lt's common knowledge.
-Hey, Danny.
:19:54
-You still playing The Goat, Friday night?
-Yes, you girls are coming, right?
:19:57
The guy who signed Stevie Ray Vaughan
is coming down to see my ass.