:19:00
It makes no sense. Every day
you say, "Stay out of the pool room."
:19:03
But I come and win $200 or $300.
It's easy money.
:19:10
-Enough!
-Coming to Mel's?
:19:11
You guys are retarded. I'm not going.
:19:13
-Let's go.
-Seriously, don't smoke.
:19:15
If I catch you with him smoking,
I'll take your bar mitzvah money.
:19:18
-Thanks, Mom.
-He wouldn't do that, would he?
:19:21
All right, Mom, get in the fucking car.
:19:23
Did you guys know
that the average penis size is 6.4 inches...
:19:27
and that the average vaginal canal
is 7.9 inches?
:19:31
Therefore, in this country alone...
:19:33
there's over 17,000 miles...
:19:37
of unused virgin pussy out there.
:19:41
-Come on.
-What the fuck is the matter with you?
:19:44
-This shit is true.
-Did you do the math on that?
:19:47
-I did.
-You have too much free time.
:19:49
Where do you get this shit?
:19:51
-lt's common knowledge.
-Hey, Danny.
:19:54
-You still playing The Goat, Friday night?
-Yes, you girls are coming, right?
:19:57
The guy who signed Stevie Ray Vaughan
is coming down to see my ass.
:20:01
Sorry, I gotta work Friday night,
and it's Lanie's last night of training.
:20:05
What is this, the Olympics?
:20:07
Come on, take the night off.
I'll train her myself.
:20:09
This is the universal sign for "check."
:20:13
I need this.
:20:14
If Sinatra made it big by paying off girls
to scream and faint when he sang...
:20:18
I got to have a couple of hot girls
throwing their panties on stage at my gig.
:20:21
-We'll see.
-I love you. Mean it.
:20:24
-Are you kidding me?
-Man, that chick has got body karate.
:20:27
Do you think her tits are real?
I hate chicks with fake tits.
:20:30
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are
the greatest invention of the 20th century.
:20:33
-Plus they're safer.
-Safer?
:20:35
Do you know that 78 percent
of chicks that have fake tits...
:20:38
who are involved in boating accidents
do not drown?
:20:41
-Where do you get this shit?
-lt's common knowledge.
:20:43
Get the fuck out of here.
:20:56
Now, slowly, give me your gun
and all the money in your briefcase, nigga.