:14:01
- You're a fireman?
- Yes, ma'am.
:14:03
- Why?
- Good question.
:14:07
You know, it's not boring.
The money's decent.
:14:10
I just wanted to do
something of value.
:14:14
- Right.
- Oh, yeah?
:14:16
- I followed you, didnt I?
- I'm not on fire.
:14:19
I disagree.
:14:23
Just call me.
:14:27
- Because I told all those people...
- What's up?
:14:30
I'm in a coma and we're searching
for a cure of my wounds.
:14:35
- I speak nine languages.
- What is your intelligence?
:14:37
- 14.
- A thief with 14 intelligence?
:14:40
I whip out my Plus-Two short sword,
walk up to that Orc,
:14:44
hock a big loogy in
his face and say:
:14:46
''So, you wanna jack
with the Ripper?''
:14:50
Fine. I told the Orc.
:14:52
But since everyone knows
he only speaks Orc...
:14:55
he has absolutely no idea
what you're saying.
:14:57
Doleman, you shaved.
What's the occasion?
:14:59
I thought I'd go job-hunting
after I win the game.
:15:03
- What about Kali Nasa ice cream?
- He got fired.
:15:06
I don't know, some stupid
Assistant Manager.
:15:09
I think his name was Cleatis. Like that
was actually his name, Cleatis.
:15:12
So, anyway, I'm getting an
ice cream for this old lady...
:15:15
...and just as I'm handing it to her,
Cleatis grabs me by the arm,
:15:18
makes me throw
the damned thing away...
:15:20
...and starts yelling at me about how
much ice cream I'm wasting.
:15:24
How many times do I have to tell you?
You scoop off the top of the ice!
:15:27
Listen to me!
:15:28
You're wasting this company
a lot of money.
:15:30
It's not only my policy,
but it's company policy!
:15:53
Okay, that'll be $2,95, please.
:15:58
- No way!
- Yeah, totally absurd.