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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So...
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sorry about
what happened when he left.
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l just didn't know what to do.
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Thanks.
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lf you need a hand with the boxes,
l'll be in my office.
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So Chuck took over,
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and the job,
for the first time ever,
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began to feel like a job.
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But l'm being unfair.
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The truth is, l wrote 14 pieces while
Chuck was editing the magazine.
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And the last of them,
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was the biggest story
l ever wrote.
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ls anyone interested
in hackers?
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Because l met this kid
named lan Restil.
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Biggest computer geek
of all time.
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He hacked his way into the database
of a company called Jukt Micronics,
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and posted naked pictures
of women
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and the salary of every Jukt employee
on Jukt's website with a note
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saying, ''The Big Bad Bionic Boy
has been here, baby!''
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Outstanding.
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The guys at Jukt decided
that it would be cheaper to hire him
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as security consultant
than it would be to try to stop him,
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so they met with him
last week at the hotel
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where the National Hackers'
Conference was taking place.
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lt was the chairman
from Jukt,
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Restil, Restil's mother
and Restil's agent.
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No--!
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Yes, hackers
have agents too.
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All right, l was at the table
with these guys.
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Restil's just laying out
all of his demands.
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- l want a Miata--
- ''l want a trip to Disney World.''
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l want ''X-Men''
comic book No. 1.
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''...a lifetime subscription to Playboy. ''
- And throw in Penthouse.