:28:01
	And the last of them,
:28:03
	was the biggest story
l ever wrote.
:28:06
	ls anyone interested
in hackers?
:28:09
	Because l met this kid
named lan Restil.
:28:11
	Biggest computer geek
of all time.
:28:14
	He hacked his way into the database
of a company called Jukt Micronics,
:28:17
	and posted naked pictures
of women
:28:20
	and the salary of every Jukt employee
on Jukt's website with a note
:28:24
	saying, ''The Big Bad Bionic Boy
has been here, baby!''
:28:27
	
:28:28
	Outstanding.
:28:29
	The guys at Jukt decided
that it would be cheaper to hire him
:28:31
	as security consultant
than it would be to try to stop him,
:28:34
	so they met with him
last week at the hotel
:28:36
	where the National Hackers'
Conference was taking place.
:28:38
	lt was the chairman
from Jukt,
:28:40
	Restil, Restil's mother
and Restil's agent.
:28:43
	No--!
:28:45
	Yes, hackers
have agents too.
:28:47
	All right, l was at the table
with these guys.
:28:49
	Restil's just laying out
all of his demands.
:28:51
	- l want a Miata--
- ''l want a trip to Disney World.''
:28:54
	l want ''X-Men''
comic book No. 1.
:28:56
	''...a lifetime subscription to Playboy. ''
- And throw in Penthouse.
:29:00
	And they're complying
with every single word.
:29:02
	Excuse me sir,
pardon me for interrupting.
:29:04
	We can arrange more money
and you can buy the comic yourself.
:29:07
	And when you're
of a more appropriate age,
:29:10
	you can buy the car
:29:12
	and pornographic magazines
on your own.
:29:21
	Cool.
:29:25
	After that,
after they have the meeting,
:29:27
	he goes back into the conference,
where all these hackers have gathered,
:29:30
	and they're treating him
like he's a rock star.
:29:33
	
:29:42
	Then, Restil jumps up on a table,
and he's like--
:29:45
	l want a Miata!
:29:48
	And he's gyrating his hips like this.
''l want a Miata!
:29:51
	l want my Playboys!
l want a trip to Disney World!''
:29:55
	Show me the money!
:29:57
	''Show me the money!''
:29:59