:22:01
Why would they laugh?
:22:03
I mean, look at you.
:22:05
You're pale as a ghost.
We gotta get you a tan.
:22:10
Okay, what's a four-letter word
for voiceless, ends in D?
:22:16
-Surd.
-Surd?
:22:17
Surd with a U.
:22:23
I gotta tell you, this crossword's a lot
easier than the one I'm used to at home.
:22:32
Well, well, well,
what do we have here?
:22:37
-Hey!
-Hi.
:22:39
-Are you new around here?
-Got in this morning.
:22:42
-My name's Walt.
-Hey, I'm April.
:22:46
-This is my brother, Bob.
-Hey. Bob Tenor.
:22:49
Have a seat.
:22:51
So you guys are brand-new.
:22:53
-Our first California sunburn.
-We're official.
:22:57
You're gonna love it here
at the Star.
:22:59
I've been here, like,
two and a half years, and--
:23:02
Hey, you guys are stuck together.
And I still love it here.
:23:06
We're like one big happy family.
:23:08
So where'd you get this done?
:23:12
No, no, we were born like this.
:23:14
Cool. Cool.
And where are you guys from?
:23:18
Massachusetts.
Bob here's a lover/grillman...
:23:21
...and I came out
to give acting a shot.
:23:25
Oh, my God! I'm an actor too.
:23:28
-Oh, yeah?
-You're an actor?
:23:30
Yeah. Well, no.
I mean, I want to be one.
:23:33
Right now I'm just
kind of a lingerie model.
:23:35
Oh, my God! So am l.
:23:38
No, he isn't.
:23:40
No, seriously, like,
do you have an agent?
:23:43
No, no, not yet. How about you?
:23:45
No, not momentarily,
but I did have one.
:23:47
This colostomy bag
named Morty O'Reilly.
:23:50
-Hey, you want a beer?
-Yeah.
:23:53
I've had better luck on my own.
Every morning I read Back Stage West.
:23:59
-Can I see?
-Yeah.