Stuck On You
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:23:02
Hey, you guys are stuck together.
And I still love it here.

:23:06
We're like one big happy family.
:23:08
So where'd you get this done?
:23:12
No, no, we were born like this.
:23:14
Cool. Cool.
And where are you guys from?

:23:18
Massachusetts.
Bob here's a lover/grillman...

:23:21
...and I came out
to give acting a shot.

:23:25
Oh, my God! I'm an actor too.
:23:28
-Oh, yeah?
-You're an actor?

:23:30
Yeah. Well, no.
I mean, I want to be one.

:23:33
Right now I'm just
kind of a lingerie model.

:23:35
Oh, my God! So am l.
:23:38
No, he isn't.
:23:40
No, seriously, like,
do you have an agent?

:23:43
No, no, not yet. How about you?
:23:45
No, not momentarily,
but I did have one.

:23:47
This colostomy bag
named Morty O'Reilly.

:23:50
-Hey, you want a beer?
-Yeah.

:23:53
I've had better luck on my own.
Every morning I read Back Stage West.

:23:59
-Can I see?
-Yeah.

:24:00
And it lists all the open casting calls.
:24:03
Yeah, you don't even need
an agent with that thing.

:24:07
Bob, check this out. Right here.
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"Wanted: Tall, handsome,
distinguished actor...

:24:12
...to play Robin Hood
for the new millennium."

:24:15
-That's you!
-That is me!

:24:16
-That is you!
-ls that me?

:24:19
-Yeah, it's you!
-lt is me.

:24:22
You guys are fun.
:24:24
Listen, ye all, and hear me now.
:24:29
The sheriff of Nottingham
will come forth...

:24:31
...but he will not bend
this merry band of--

:24:36
Of brothers!
:24:38
He will--
:24:40
Who put you up to this?
:24:42
It was Lovett over at CAA,
wasn't it?

:24:46
Joan, get that SOB on the horn
for me, will you, please?

:24:50
Did you bring a headshot
and list of your credits?

:24:54
You know, I was supposed to do that,
and I forgot it at home.

:24:59
Sometimes I think he'd forget
his own brother if I wasn't sewn on.


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