Stuck On You
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:50:01
I don't give a goat's bobo
what it says on that thing.

:50:08
I knew we shouldn't have trusted
that bastard Morty.

:50:11
Maybe he didn't know
what the movie was about.

:50:14
He was the executive producer!
:50:17
Yeah.
:50:19
Doesn't that contract say
I can choose my own co-star?

:50:22
Yeah. So what?
:50:25
I just found my leading man.
:50:27
Men.
:50:29
What are you, frigging nuts?
Siamese twins!

:50:32
-The network'll never go for that.
-Exactly.

:50:35
That way they'll break the contract
and not me.

:50:38
Don't--
Cher, please, don't do this.

:50:40
Hey, guys! Guys?
:50:43
I just want to say that I am really sorry
for being a bitch back there...

:50:48
...but I was in the middle of being
balled out by my creepy manager...

:50:54
...and I guess I took it out
on the wrong people.

:51:13
Hi, Bob.
:51:16
Hi, May.
:51:18
Walt, what happened to your foot?
:51:20
I fell off my unicycle.
:51:24
-Easy.
-I sprained it pretty bad.

:51:28
This is our friend April.
:51:31
-Hi, May.
-Nice to meet you.

:51:33
-God, you're a doll. Good going.
-Thanks.

:51:36
So we're all here.
What's the big news?

:51:38
-Yeah, what's going on?
-Okay, well, as of tomorrow...

:51:43
...my brother, Walter L. Tenor,
the thespian...

:51:47
...will be co-starring in his very own
major network television series!

:51:53
-That's incredible.
-It's called Honey and the Beaze.

:51:56
Cher plays Honey,
I have the role of Mack Beasley.

:51:59
-Cher Cher?
-One of the nicest women.


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