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Hi, Bob.
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Hi, May.
:51:18
Walt, what happened to your foot?
:51:20
I fell off my unicycle.
:51:24
-Easy.
-I sprained it pretty bad.
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This is our friend April.
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-Hi, May.
-Nice to meet you.
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-God, you're a doll. Good going.
-Thanks.
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So we're all here.
What's the big news?
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-Yeah, what's going on?
-Okay, well, as of tomorrow...
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...my brother, Walter L. Tenor,
the thespian...
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...will be co-starring in his very own
major network television series!
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-That's incredible.
-It's called Honey and the Beaze.
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Cher plays Honey,
I have the role of Mack Beasley.
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-Cher Cher?
-One of the nicest women.
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-As classy as they come.
-You must've done a great audition!
:52:05
-He didn't even have to!
-Nothing.
:52:07
We bumped into Cher on the studio lot,
and she invited us out for coffee.
:52:12
Actually, yerba matés,
which is this very soothing tea drink--
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-Six bucks, though.
-Yeah.
:52:17
She starts telling us all this personal
stuff like, she's been in a relationship...
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...for the last three years
with a very high-profile actor...
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-...but they've kept it out of the press.
-Who?
:52:29
How would we know?
That's way too personal.
:52:31
-You didn't ask her?
-No, I asked a lot.
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And she said,
"That's way too personal."
:52:37
We had it going on!
And I was going:
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Mikey! I haven't seen you, man.
:52:46
To Bob, my best friend,
who I'm just getting to know.
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-Hello, May.
-Wes!
:52:57
Oh, aren't you gonna introduce me
to your best friend?