:01:01
-Come on.
-What's going on?
:01:03
-We're getting out of here.
-What happened to these guys?
:01:06
Bad sushi.
:01:12
This is a joke, right? These are the guys
she wants as her co-stars?
:01:16
Actually, just Walt.
He's the one in the white jacket.
:01:24
-I don't get it.
-Oh, I do.
:01:26
You see, Cher thinks she's being slick.
Isn't that right, Howard?
:01:31
She's trying to force us
to pull the plug on the show.
:01:34
No, come on, Terry!
Hey, look at me.
:01:36
I swear on my kids,
it's got nothing to do with that.
:01:41
Well, I got a message for Cher.
:01:44
Tell her we start shooting first thing
Monday morning.
:01:49
What kind of deal
you looking for?
:01:51
Basically, it's the same deal I got
for Kitty Carlisle in What's My Line?
:01:55
-Twelve hundred and fifty dollars?
-Per show. And that's not all.
:02:00
He gets his own dressing room
with a star...
:02:02
...and a fresh pot of coffee every
morning. And none of that cheap stuff.
:02:07
Folgers Crystals.
:02:09
That's very doable.
:02:12
What are we looking for
on the back end?
:02:15
You mean the brother?
:02:17
Bob doesn't really act.
:02:19
How about 50 bucks a week
and his own dressing room?
:02:26
Hi, are you Attorney Honey Garret?
:02:30
Who's asking?
:02:32
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Name's Mack Beasley.
:02:35
I understand your law firm is looking
for a crime scene detective.
:02:40
All right, Mr. Beasley,
you have five minutes.
:02:44
Well, I appreciate you taking the time.
This is quite an office you work out of.
:02:48
Yes, I know.
:02:51
So....
:02:53
Well, Mr. Beasley,
what are your qualifications?
:02:56
Well, I'm a Rhodes scholar.
I have a Ph.D. in bio-analysis.
:02:59
I trained with the Navy SEALs for,
let's see, seven years...