:30:02
- I thought they always
landed on their feet.
- Oh, sure, now you tell me.
:30:05
Harumph!
[Chortling]
:30:07
- So, kiddo, what do you
want to do for fun?
- I wanna make cupcakes!
:30:10
Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
[Chortling]
To the kitchen!
:30:14
[Announcer]
Live from the kitchen,
:30:15
the following is
a paid commercial announcement
forAstounding Products.
:30:18
Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.
:30:20
[Laughing]
:30:23
I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.
:30:26
[Studio Audience
Laughing]
:30:28
Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,
:30:32
all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...
:30:35
Me! Hello!
[Chuckling]
:30:37
Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!
:30:41
Do you love
making cupcakes,
:30:43
but hate all
the hard cupcake work?
:30:45
I know I do!
:30:47
Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...
:30:51
and say hello...
:30:53
to the amazing Kupkake-inator.
:30:56
- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]
:30:58
Cupcake-a-what?
:31:00
[Cat, Audience]
Kupkake-inator!
:31:02
Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...
:31:06
out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.
:31:08
- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.
:31:11
Anything?
Yes, anything.
:31:13
Anything?
Anything.
:31:16
- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.
:31:19
- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.
:31:21
Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.
:31:24
What?
How about
a pack ofhot dogs?
:31:26
That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?
:31:28
Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.
:31:30
Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.
:31:33
Hmm?
:31:35
Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
:31:37
What an
astounding product!
:31:39
[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!
:31:41
Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]
:31:44
Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]
:31:47
- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]
:31:50
Then place it
in a conventional oven.
:31:53
[Audience Laughing,
Applauding]
:31:58
Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.