:34:00
She was gonna wear that tonight,
and you ruined it.
:34:02
Honey, it was ruined
when she bought it.
:34:06
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
:34:08
I told you
all this would happen.!
:34:10
- But no one listens to a fiish!
- Oy.
:34:13
A dog goes "woof-woof"
and everybody knows that
little Timmy's trapped undera log.
:34:16
But a fiish speaks
in plain English...
:34:18
All right, everyone,
let's just take a deep breath
and calm down.
:34:22
[Inhaling, Exhaling]
:34:24
You know who's gonna solve it?
Me. I am.
:34:28
I will personally
take care of everything.
:34:32
And I know
just the guys to do it.
:34:34
[Wheezing]
:34:39
[Chortling]
:34:47
In this box are two Things.
I will show them to you.
:34:50
Two Things, and I call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
:34:55
These Things will not bite you.
They want to have fun.
:34:58
So without further ado,
:35:00
meet Thing Two
and Thing One!
:35:03
[Whooping, Babbling]
:35:06
@Ta-da @
:35:08
Oh, yeah!
[Chortles]
:35:10
Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing One.
:35:13
Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.
:35:15
Thing One, Thing Two.
Thing Two, Thing One.
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
:35:19
I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.
:35:21
Ah, yes, of course.
:35:23
Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
he wears the number two...
:35:26
does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.
:35:29
And all of the above.
:35:30
He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.
:35:33
He will also accept SuperThing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
:35:37
Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
[Chuckles] Ben!
:35:39
[Thing OneJabbering]
:35:42
Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,
:35:45
and some people
should just get used to it.
:35:47
It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.
:35:50
[ThingsJabbering,
Arguing]
Okay, enough!
:35:52
You are quickly turning into
one of my least favorite Things.
:35:56
Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.
:35:59
Why not?
It's just a crate.