The Cat in the Hat
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meet Thing Two
and Thing One!

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[Whooping, Babbling]
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@Ta-da @
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Oh, yeah!
[Chortles]

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Thing One, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing One.

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Thing Two, Conrad, Sally.
Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.

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Thing One, Thing Two.
Thing Two, Thing One.
Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.

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I am the Cat.
Don't belittle me.

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Ah, yes, of course.
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Thing Two would like to
clarify that just because
he wears the number two...

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does not imply in any way
that he's inferior to Thing One.

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And all of the above.
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He says you may feel free
to call him Thing "A," if you like.

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He will also accept SuperThing,
Thing King, Kid Dynamite,

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Chocolate Thun-Da...
or Ben.
[Chuckles] Ben!

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[Thing OneJabbering]
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Thing One says
he's Thing One for a reason,

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and some people
should just get used to it.

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It's a Thing thing.
You wouldn't understand.

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[ThingsJabbering,
Arguing]
Okay, enough!

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You are quickly turning into
one of my least favorite Things.

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Listen, Convex,
you probably don't
wanna do that.

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Why not?
It's just a crate.

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This isn't just any old crate.
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It's the Trans-dimensional
Transportolator.

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It's kinda like a doorway
which leads from this world
to my world.

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But it says,
"Made in the Philippines."

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Yes, but not this Philippines.
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Look, now,
I'm not usually a rules guy,
but this is a biggie.

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No opening the crate.
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No lookee, no touchee.
Got it?

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[Thing]
Mekka-dekka we should
settle ourdifferences.

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[Jabbering]
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[Cat]
Things, front and center.!

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Cool.
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All right, Things,
I'm not paying you to
stand around and look pretty.

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Here's Mom's dress.
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[Thing Cackling]
Oh.! Mommy's dress.!

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[BothJabbering, Giggling]
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- [Gasp]
- [Gasp]

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- What about the couch?
- Which couch?

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The clean one,
orthe horribly stained one?

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- [Wheezing]
- [Jabbering Continues]

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Ho!
[Chortling]


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