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Suppose involuntarily imported labor
had never been outlawed.

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That slaves still existed,
and that it were easy to own one.

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What do you think it would cost today
to profitably maintain a slave,

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say, here in Tampere?
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Let's see...a finished clothing set
costs $50 at the very least.

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Two meals from McDonald's
cost about $10.00.

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The cheapest small room
probably runs for about $250 a month.

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To function well, you have to pay
for your slave's health care.

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If its country of origin was polluted,
for example, that might run expensively.

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And, of course, what with
child labor laws here in Finland,

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much of the youth market
is simply not available.

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Now leave the same slave
back at home. Let's say Gabon.

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In Gabon, $10 pays
for two weeks of food.

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$250 pays for two years
of housing, not a month, at best.

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$50 pays for a lifetime
of budget clothing.

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And health care is,
of course, cheaper.

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On top of it all...youth can be
gainfully employed without restriction.

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The biggest benefit
of the remote labor system, though,

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is to the slave him or herself,
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because in Gabon there is no need
for the slave not to be free.

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This is primarily because
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there are no one-time
slave transport costs to recoup

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and so the potential losses
from fleeing

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are limited to the slave's
rudimentary training.

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Since the slave can be free,
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he or she suddenly becomes
a worker rather than a slave.

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Also terrific for morale
is that slaves-workers...

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have the luxury of remaining
in their native habitat

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and don't have to relocate to places
where they would be subject

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to such unpleasantries
as homesickness and racism.

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I think it's clear
from our little thought experiment

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that if the North and South
had simply let the market sort it out

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without protectionist tariffs,
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they would've quickly given up slavery
for something more efficient anyhow.

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By forcing the issue,
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the North not only committed a terrible
injustice against the freedom of the South,

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but also deprived slavery
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of its natural development
into remote labor.


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