Under the Tuscan Sun
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:39:01
She cries all day.
:39:06
Are we celebrating
something in particular?

:39:08
Gratitude to the saints
for saving us

:39:10
from droughts, mad dogs,
and glandular disorders.

:39:15
Good evening, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.

:39:17
Katherine!
Hand me your hat.

:39:20
Do you like it?
:39:22
I suppose it wasn't a terrible
idea, buying a villa.

:39:26
Are you up there all alone?
No lord and master, no consort?

:39:30
No.
Do you have one?

:39:33
One? Ha!
:39:41
I knew this would happen.
Remember?

:39:43
Don't blame me.
:39:44
I told him not to get her
that computer.

:39:47
She got an e-mail lover,
you see, from Ecuador.

:39:51
Finally, she had to
tell him her age.

:39:55
No mail!
:39:58
You had it coming.
:40:00
You're wrong.
I hurt in my heart.

:40:03
Even though I'm old,
my heart still aches.

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I'm so sorry.
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- L'amore.
- Si.

:40:17
Si.
:40:19
Hmm?
:40:23
Celibe?
:40:24
Celibe.
:40:27
Celibate?
:40:28
- Celibate!
- Si.

:40:32
No. I mean...
:40:35
Well, actually, I have to admit
it has been a while.

:40:41
"Celibe" in Italian
means "single."

:40:43
He's not asking
when you last had sex.

:40:45
He's asking whether or not
you're married.

:40:49
Thank you.
:40:51
No, I'm not.
:40:55
- Everything all right, darling?
- Oh, terrific. I'm just eating.


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