:01:02
may I pIease French kiss
you now?
:01:05
MAN :
Go for it, WiIIie boy!
:01:06
Married , WiIIiam .
Sorry.
:01:12
Proud of me?
:01:13
RidicuIousIy.
:01:15
Frances, these are amazing .
What did you do?
:01:17
ChocoIate is timing , my friend .
:01:20
-The rest is magic.
-Hey, Professor.
:01:22
-Where is the wine?
-Over there.
:01:25
Tom is one Iucky bastard .
:01:27
A Iiterary wife
who makes brownies.
:01:29
I swear, if you teII me
you cook in the nude,
:01:31
I'II go home and kiII myseIf.
:01:33
Never in the nude.
AIways in a thong .
:01:35
ActuaIIy, if you knew Frances,
you'd know these are avoidance.
:01:39
Thanks.
:01:40
-How's the noveI going?
-Not so weII .
:01:43
But the procrastination
is coming aIong fabuIousIy.
:01:46
Soon it wiII breed
abJect seIf-Ioathing ,
:01:49
and then I'II Just become
a writing machine.
:01:52
What about Tom?
How's his book going?
:01:55
Fine.
He's home writing right now.
:01:57
You know Tom?
:01:58
I met him recentIy,
sort of by coincidence.
:02:02
The other coincidence is that
you reviewed a book of mine.
:02:06
I did?
Did I Iike it?
:02:09
You didn't.
:02:11
WeII , I'm sorry.
:02:14
I'm sure there were a Iot
of other critics who Ioved it.
:02:18
And I reaIIy hope
you didn't take it personaIIy.
:02:21
You caIIed my Iead character
''unreaIistic.''
:02:26
I think bad reviews
shouId Just be forgotten .
:02:29
Give him a brownie.
:02:31
I wouId Iike to give you this.
It comes in peace.
:02:34
You said you Just couIdn't
get interested in a noveI
:02:37
where the protagonist was a guy
:02:39
who spent aII of his time Iiving
out his horny teenage fantasies.
:02:44
I Just find that ironic.
:02:48
Ironic. Why?
:02:53
Ask your husband .