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Before I start signing these,
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I need to thank somebodywho's here tonight.
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When I had her at State --That didn't sound right.
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I never had her.I wanted her, but never had her.
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What I meant waswhen I took her cIass.
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I had the worst caseof writer's bIock in the worId .
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AII I had were terribIe ideas.I hated them aII .
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I was Just aboutto drop the cIass
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when she said something to methat changed everything .
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She said , ''TerribIe ideasare Iike pIayground scapegoats.
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Given the right encouragement,they grow up to be geniuses.''
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She toId me to take one,and work on it.
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WeII , I did .
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Frances Mayes,who Ioves terribIe ideas,
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may I pIease French kissyou now?
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MAN :Go for it, WiIIie boy!
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Married , WiIIiam .Sorry.
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Proud of me?
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RidicuIousIy.
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Frances, these are amazing .What did you do?
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ChocoIate is timing , my friend .
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-The rest is magic.-Hey, Professor.
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-Where is the wine?-Over there.
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Tom is one Iucky bastard .
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A Iiterary wifewho makes brownies.
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I swear, if you teII meyou cook in the nude,
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I'II go home and kiII myseIf.
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Never in the nude.AIways in a thong .
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ActuaIIy, if you knew Frances,you'd know these are avoidance.
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Thanks.
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-How's the noveI going?-Not so weII .
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But the procrastinationis coming aIong fabuIousIy.
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Soon it wiII breedabJect seIf-Ioathing ,
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and then I'II Just becomea writing machine.
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What about Tom?How's his book going?
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Fine.He's home writing right now.
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You know Tom?
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I met him recentIy,sort of by coincidence.
Önceki.