:26:00
NormaIe,
:26:00
NormaIe,
:26:05
FRANCE S; I have bought a houSe
in a foreign Country,
:26:08
A houSe and the Iand it takeS
two o xen two dayS to pIow,
:26:12
Not having a pIow or an o x,
:26:13
I'II have to take their word
on that,
:26:16
Buyer'S remorSe iS
a very Common affIiCtion
:26:18
among new homeownerS,
:26:20
JuSt beCauSe you have
a Sudden urge to weep,
:26:24
that doeSn't mean
you've made a miStake,
:26:26
Everybody knowS oId houSeS
have their quirkS,
:26:31
ESpeCiaIIy 300-year-oId houSeS,
:26:35
I have inherited 1 0, 000
empty wine bottIeS, one grape,
:26:42
every iSSue of ''La Nazione''
printed in 1 958,
:26:46
and aSSorted previouS tenantS,
:27:06
The triCk to overComing buyer'S
remorSe iS to have a pIan,
:27:10
PiCk one room
and make it yourS,
:27:13
Go SIowIy through the houSe,
:27:15
Be poIite, introduCe yourSeIf,
:27:18
So it Can introduCe itSeIf
to you,
:27:24
You did what?
:27:26
Frances bought a house
in Tuscany!
:27:29
And you're gonna
Iive there aIone?
:27:31
WeII , I'm not there aIone.
I'm there with bugs.
:27:34
-How's the beIIy?
-It's growing .
:27:37
I can't beIieve you did this.
Did you aIready sign?
:27:41
Yes.
:27:43
Why? What?
You think I shouIdn't have?
:27:46
Are you teIIing me
I made a mistake?
:27:48
-I don't know. Did you?
-WeII , I don't know.
:27:51
You're the one who made
the ''empty-sheII person'' speech .
:27:54
Oh , yeah .
That was me.
:27:57
Okay. Wow!
:27:59
You bought a viIIa in Tuscany!