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:04:00
Happy birthday, Molly.
:04:02
- We got you, Molly!
- We got you, didn't we?

:04:04
You did. I thought it was
gonna be just us guys going out.

:04:07
Hell, no! What kind of friends
you think we are?

:04:10
Look at this.
This here is a party, right?

:04:14
You're 22?
:04:16
I just turned 19
and I thought I'd kill myself.

:04:18
You look good, though.
Buy you a drink?

:04:21
No, thanks.
:04:22
I wanna connect the dots, baby.
Look at the babes, Molly.

:04:26
They're, like, beautiful
and natural and sexy, right?

:04:29
Beauty like that is universal.
:04:31
They really do look young, huh?
:04:33
The thing I love about women
is that you are willing

:04:36
to accept each other
for who you are.

:04:39
There you are, sweetie.
:04:41
You remember Julie and Holly
from the MOMA Junior Committee?

:04:43
Happy birthday.
I love your solid hair scrunchy.

:04:47
- Thanks.
- Issey Miyake?

:04:48
Home Depot.
:04:50
You can get Botox injections
for that forehead wrinkle.

:04:55
Face Factory.
No appointment necessary.

:05:08
Why would I have
a worry wrinkle?

:05:10
Why would you think
anyone would care?

:05:14
Excuse me?
:05:16
I had shoes like yours once,
when I was five.

:05:25
That was what,
like three days ago?

:05:27
Try three years.
:05:29
Excuse me, Thumbelina,
:05:31
but you're still a little underage
to be clubbing, aren't you?

:05:35
You're a little overage to be
wearing a lampshade in your hair.

:05:38
Bright idea?
:05:43
You brought your own
personal soap?

:05:46
You want to pick up
bacterial meningitis or polio,

:05:49
you go ahead
and be my guest.

:05:51
Whatever diseases
you're already carrying

:05:53
probably make those
sound like a joke, anyway.

:05:55
There you are. I finally found
your little monster butt.

:05:58
Come here!

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