:05:08
Why would I have
a worry wrinkle?
:05:10
Why would you think
anyone would care?
:05:14
Excuse me?
:05:16
I had shoes like yours once,
when I was five.
:05:25
That was what,
like three days ago?
:05:27
Try three years.
:05:29
Excuse me, Thumbelina,
:05:31
but you're still a little underage
to be clubbing, aren't you?
:05:35
You're a little overage to be
wearing a lampshade in your hair.
:05:38
Bright idea?
:05:43
You brought your own
personal soap?
:05:46
You want to pick up
bacterial meningitis or polio,
:05:49
you go ahead
and be my guest.
:05:51
Whatever diseases
you're already carrying
:05:53
probably make those
sound like a joke, anyway.
:05:55
There you are. I finally found
your little monster butt.
:05:58
Come here!
:06:00
I know you have trouble
reading something as simple
:06:02
as a sign on the door, Gooey Huey,
so let me help you.
:06:05
This is the "ladies'" room.
:06:09
- Really? What's your excuse?
- Give me my purse.
:06:12
My boss' kid.
They can't keep a nanny.
:06:14
They fired their
third one this month today.
:06:16
She had dirty fingernails.
It was her or me.
:06:19
- That hurts.
- Where's my purse?
:06:20
In my hand.
:06:23
- Ing, am I hideous?
- What?
:06:26
As my best friend,
it is your duty not to lie to me.
:06:29
Please tell me,
am I turning into a hideous hag?
:06:31
You can have any guy here
with the snap of a finger.
:06:34
What's gotten into you?
:06:43
Oh, my God.
:06:46
Molly, let me show you something.
Come here.
:06:48
- Sit down.
- Great. You again.
:06:52
I want to thank you all
for having me here.
:06:54
I've heard there's a birthday tonight.
Where's that birthday girl?