:45:01
and l'm
your mother.
:45:03
l tried to tell you about my maypole
accident when l was 11.
:45:08
But you never listened.
:45:12
Oh, l'm so sorry. l'll make it up
to you, Ursula, l promise.
:45:18
Let's go down
to the Holiday House
:45:20
and fuck the whole bar.
:45:24
Okay, Mom.
:45:26
Let's go sexing!
:45:43
Ooh-ooh!
:45:49
- Come on!
- l am coming as fast as l can.
:46:06
Well, l was drivin'
down l-95 the other night
:46:10
Somebody nearly cut me
right off the road
:46:14
l decided it wasn't
gonna do any good to get mad
:46:17
So l wrote a song
about him instead
:46:21
lt goes like this...
:46:23
Were you born
an asshole?
:46:27
Or did you work at it
your whole life?
:46:32
Either way
it's worked out fine
:46:36
'Cause you're
an asshole tonight...
:46:52
Ha! Ha! Ha!
:46:56
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
:46:59
Ursula!
Ursula! Ursula!