:46:06
Well, l was drivin'
down l-95 the other night
:46:10
Somebody nearly cut me
right off the road
:46:14
l decided it wasn't
gonna do any good to get mad
:46:17
So l wrote a song
about him instead
:46:21
lt goes like this...
:46:23
Were you born
an asshole?
:46:27
Or did you work at it
your whole life?
:46:32
Either way
it's worked out fine
:46:36
'Cause you're
an asshole tonight...
:46:52
Ha! Ha! Ha!
:46:56
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
:46:59
Ursula!
Ursula! Ursula!
:47:02
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!
:47:04
My gal is red hot
:47:06
Your gal
ain't doodly squat
:47:09
Yeah, my gal is red hot
:47:11
Your gal
ain't doodly squat
:47:13
Well, she ain't got
no money
:47:15
But man, she's really
got a lot
:47:19
Well, l got a gal,
six feet four
:47:22
Sleeps in the kitchen
with her feet out the door
:47:25
My gal is red hot
:47:27
Your gal
ain't doodly squat
:47:29
Yeah, my gal
is red hot
:47:32
Your gal
ain't doodly squat
:47:34
Well, she ain't got
no money
:47:36
But man, she's
really got a lot...
:47:42
Wait up, Vaughn.
:47:44
Come on, Big Ethel.
:47:48
Oh, my God.
:47:50
- Vaughn, l need my pills.
- l know.
:47:55
...Well, she walks
all night, talks all day...
:47:59
That's my daughter.