:56:02
And l'm a chronic
masturbator.
:56:05
l've been sober
only two weeks now.
:56:08
l'm Sylvia
and l've hit bottom.
:56:12
...day in and day out.
:56:14
Finally someone reported me
to a security guard and l was arrested.
:56:18
- l would hope so.
- We don't judge others here, madam.
:56:22
Progress, not perfection.
:56:25
Sex addicts,
your meetings are my life.
:56:30
Thank you.
:56:31
Thank you so much.
:56:33
Halt, hungry, angry,
:56:36
lonely, tired...
:56:38
All this yelling is giving me
a ''Swedish headache.''
:56:42
you know what l mean?
Horny.
:56:46
This woman is crazy.
:56:48
Nothing's the matter with ''beating
the beaver'' once in a while.
:56:52
Hello, l'm Paige
and l am a sex addict.
:56:56
l'm Sylvia
and l can't control
:56:59
my... ''axis of evil.''
:57:01
let me be your sponsor,
Sylvia.
:57:03
Thank you.
l'm so ashamed.
:57:06
- Admit to God-- you are a whore.
- l'm a whore.
:57:11
Make a list of all
the people you've fucked
:57:13
and apologize
to their parents.
:57:15
My name
is Mr. Pay Day.
:57:18
- And l'm here for a little scat chat.
- Thank you.
:57:21
A pay day is an unflushed turd,
hence my name.
:57:28
l used to defecate
in public restrooms
:57:30
up and down Harford Road
:57:32
- and never flush the toilet.
- That was him?
:57:35
But my life of turd abuse
didn't stop there, oh no.
:57:38
l started doing
''upper deckers''--
:57:42
shitting in the top tank
of the toilet,
:57:44
where no one would ever look
to find the odor.
:57:46
l can certainly
judge that.
:57:49
- Progress, not perfection.
- Thank you.
:57:52
Thank you,
it really means a lot.
:57:54
Hi, my name is Caprice
:57:58
and l am a sex addict.