:57:01
let me be your sponsor,
Sylvia.
:57:03
Thank you.
l'm so ashamed.
:57:06
- Admit to God-- you are a whore.
- l'm a whore.
:57:11
Make a list of all
the people you've fucked
:57:13
and apologize
to their parents.
:57:15
My name
is Mr. Pay Day.
:57:18
- And l'm here for a little scat chat.
- Thank you.
:57:21
A pay day is an unflushed turd,
hence my name.
:57:28
l used to defecate
in public restrooms
:57:30
up and down Harford Road
:57:32
- and never flush the toilet.
- That was him?
:57:35
But my life of turd abuse
didn't stop there, oh no.
:57:38
l started doing
''upper deckers''--
:57:42
shitting in the top tank
of the toilet,
:57:44
where no one would ever look
to find the odor.
:57:46
l can certainly
judge that.
:57:49
- Progress, not perfection.
- Thank you.
:57:52
Thank you,
it really means a lot.
:57:54
Hi, my name is Caprice
:57:58
and l am a sex addict.
:58:03
l used to be known
as Ursula Udders,
:58:06
but let me tell you,
Ursula Udders is utterly over.
:58:10
l'm on Prozac now
and l am a new woman.
:58:15
Oh.
:58:17
Halt, hungry, angry...
:58:20
Ever jerk off when one
of your hands is asleep?
:58:24
No. Look, please,
l'm a Neuter.
:58:27
You should try it.
:58:29
lt feels like
somebody else is doing it.
:58:33
l defied nature
and now l must pay the price.
:58:35
- Ever take a ''rufie''?
- No!
:58:38
Me neither.
l'm afraid l'd stay home
:58:41
and date rape myself
all night long.
:58:43
...that l will get
a breast reduction operation.
:58:48
Yes. l will.
:58:50
- l promise.
- Yes! Yes!
:58:53
And l will never
:58:56
be nude again!